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Yea to Ag-day in the quad featuring tractors, trailers and FFA kids walking around like Napoleon Dynamite. Flippin' Sweet! Nay to everyone who still quotes that movie - except us. Ugh! Idiots! Yea to cult-classic movies. We are the knights who say "Ni!" Nay to a British man who, dressed as Darth Vader, surprise-attacked two other British men dressed as Jedi.

Dear Readers, In honor of our recent holiday celebrating mothers, I thought I would focus on questions related specifically to women and their sexual health. Dear Dr. Sex, Is douching bad? Do you suggest it? Will it help with odor? Signed, Not So Fresh Dear Not So Fresh, Douching is completely and totally unnecessary.

I received a letter in the mail this weekend. Oddly enough it was a letter I wrote to myself four years ago. Senior year in high school, my English teacher with all her hippie antics thought it would be a good idea for her students to write letters to themselves, and promised she would send them after four years had passed.

Go Beavs Still going for national championship I'd like to give a special shout out to Paul Ortiz and the rest of the Beavers team for the single best baseball game I've ever seen! A grand slam in the eighth inning, which keeps us in the running for the national championship - that was so cool! Give them some front page, if you could! BRIAN ZASTOUPIL student Sense of Scope What about the engineering expo On Friday, 1,000s of visitors arrived on campus.