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For many students, reminiscing about experiences in the residence halls can bring back delightful memories of late-night movies, hours of Xbox, skateboarding in the hallway and, of course, food from the dining centers. Unfortunately, for just as many students, these memories may evoke feelings of frustration with memories of annoying roommates who stayed awake until dawn, of having to do laundry for the first time, of noisy floor-mates and their incessantly ringing alarm clocks heard through the paper-thin walls - and, yes, of course, of the food.

Dear Dr. Sex, When I have rear entry (doggy style) sex with my boyfriend after I have had an orgasm, I noticed that my PC muscles get super tense. It can almost be to the point where it is painful. Any other position is not as bad, but doggy style is. Do you know why this occurs? Signed, Tense Down Below Dear Tense Down Below, The PC (pubococcygeus) muscle stretches from the pubic bone to the tailbone and it contracts during orgasm.

I will forever be halted by the sound of a train whistle. We were sitting in a lecture hall when they told us the news. "Two students," our dean began, "were hit and killed by a train early this morning." As the dean's words began to reveal the names of the students and where they had lived, random shrieks and cries began to sprout from different sections of the auditorium.

Response to Wozich Didn't find the satire funny I found Wozich's column from Tuesday to be very offensive. I realize he was trying to be funny and produce a satire. However, I could not read it as such because extreme details of how to torture people disliked for small details is just NOT funny.