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If I could have a special power, it would be the ability to set aside a unique place in Hell for people who tick me off. There are so many morons in the world today that Karma can't keep up. It's time to take a stand and make sure they get the fate they deserve.

Mom's Weekend is coming up. And soon mothers of all kinds will be flooding our town. We will see them everywhere; it won't be hard to miss. Just look for older women wearing OSU or Greek sweaters walking with happy, but slightly exasperated, students. They will come to see the school.

Editors Note: After receiving this guest column from the campaign of Barack Obama the editorial board of The Daily Barometer attempted to contact the campaigns of both presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Both campaigns have yet to respond with a similar contribution.

Today is an important day for OSU students and Oregon residents alike for multiple reasons. The day has finally arrived - the last day to affiliate yourself with a political party if you wish to vote in the Oregon presidential primaries. This information and date has been jammed down your throat since election season has begun, but there is a reason for it.